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Announcer.....Chris Parnell Fat Woman.....Queen Latifah Fat Man.....Horatio Sanz Instructor 1.....Rachel Dratch Instructor 2.....Will Forte Announcer: Coming soon to NBC is the upcoming hit show where people compete to lose the most weight. We originally decided to call this show The Biggest Loser but now there's a TWIST! (Cut to a shot of a mountain.) Announcer: Coming this fall to NBC the new hit reality show “The Biggest Loser… on Mount St. Helens!” (Cut to a fat girl jogging and an instructor yelling at her.) Instructor 1: Is this the best you can do you disgusting fat blob of crap. Fat Girl: (sobbing) I can’t do it, I am not gonna make it. Instructor 1: Yes you are, that magma is going down this mountain and so are you. (Cut to another shot of an instructor talking to a fat man.) Instructor 2: Okay now boy, you’ve been working hard, I bet you could use yourself a little snack huh. Fat Man: I am so hungry! Instructor 2: Well I got a nice cupcake waiting for you, it's dangling on a bridge over the cone of the volcano, go get it. (Cut to another shot showing both instructors and fat people standing next to each other.) Instructor 1: Okay you both have come a long way and the mountain has just erupted, first one to the bottom wins, 1, 2, 3, GO! (The fat man and fat girl start running down the mountain. Cut to another wide shot of the mountain.) Announcer: The pounds are going to melt off, one way or another! This fall on NBC catch The Biggest Loser on Mount St. Helens, right after Who Wants to Eat a Rat? Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
