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...Colin Farrell
Don Pardo VO: Ladies and gentlemen, Colin Farrell! [Colin Farrell comes out of the door and stands at homebase as the theme song ends. His mouth has been taped shut, and he's holding some signs in his hand.] Colin Farrell: (muffles "thanks" to the audience) [Farrell holds up the first sign. It reads, "It's great to be here in New York hosting SNL."] (The audience applauds) [Farrell holds up the second sign: "You must have noticed the tape by now."] [Third sign: "They didn't want to pay any fines or do a delay."] [Fourth sign: "So this was the only thing that we could get away with."] (The audience applauds wildly) [Fifth sign: "They were also worried about my influence on the women."] [Sixth sign: "You don't want to see what they put down there on my big leprechaun."] (Farrell points to his crotch) [Final sign: "Anyway, the Scissor Sisters are here, so stick around, we'll be right back!"] (Farrell throws the signs into the audience as we fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
