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.....Colin Farrell Old Navy Singers.....Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler, Will Forte, Finesse Mitchell Old Navy Kid.....Seth Meyers .....Rob Riggle (Colin just finishes walking off the set from his last skit. He walks over and gets a glass of water to drink. He turns around, and he jumps at what he sees. It's Maya, Fred, Amy, Will, and Finesse, all dress in brightly colored sweaters, scarves and zebra gloves.) Old Navy Singers: (singing - In the tune of Jingle Bells) "Hmmmm… Hey there Colin Farrell, It must be great hosting Saturday Night Live, But don't you know that Christmas, Is like almost coming tonight, But don't worry because we have a cure, With all new clothes and styles, Like zebra gloves, pullovers and leg warmers, And by the way your Baby mama said hi!" Old Navy Kid: (exaggerated excitement on face) TALK ABOUT COZY! Colin: What the hell? Why are you here? Maya: We are the Old Navy Singers. And we are here to remind you Colin Farrell, to buy Old Navy Fleeces in exciting gay colors for all of your 16 children. Colin: I don't know if you know this, but we are taping a live show right now, so I what would it take for you to leave. Fred: Buy our Old Navy jackets and pullovers! Colin: Okay, I'll buy it, now leave. (The Old Navy singers leave, and Colin calms down. He goes back over to the table and gets some tea, and he hears the singing again.) Old Navy Singers: (singing - tune of Oh Christmas Tree) "Hmmm… Why they hell did you choose Colin, To host Saturday Night Live, Why would you want him near us, When he have a whole bunch of social diseases." Old Navy Kid: THEY SURE ARE FESTIVE! Colin: Okay, that's enough. I don't want your zebra gloves, your pullovers or any of your performance fleeces. GET OUT! (The Old Navy Singers are angry this time.) Old Navy Singers: (singing fast - tune of Jingle Bells) "Okay, This time Colin Farrell, You really pissed us off, You stupid Irish hateful bitch, We're not leaving till you buy our gloves, Hey!" Colin: Okay, Okay! I'll buy your stupid zebra gloves. (He takes out his wallet and hands them a twenty dollar bill. The Old Navy Singers give hand him the gloves. He snatches it from them and puts them on.) Colin: Happy now? (They all nod and they leave, except the kid.) Old Navy Kid: WOW! Sounds CHEAP! (Colin takes the sign he's holding and smashes it across his head. The kid goes running off crying.) (Satisfied, Colin finally takes his drink and is about to take a sip when Rob comes out of nowhere, showing off his Sponge bob Watch.) Rob: (High Pitch Voice) WHAT TIME IS IT? (fade) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
