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December 18th, 2004
Host: Robert De Niro

  • The King of Comedy II
    De Niro kidnaps Lorne Michaels for a second chance to host SNL.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • "The King"'s Monologue
    "The King" performs his bad stand-up routine, hits on Maya Rudolph.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Racist Catch Phrase
    Tensions flare as couples play a new board game.
    - written by Jack Farrell

  • Caller 25
    Hip DJ tries to give a prize to his 25th caller.
    - written by Jen

  • Celebrity Holiday
    Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson host a holiday special.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Seattle traffic correspondent John rants about the traffic in Seattle.
    Finesse Mitchell interviews steroid-free baseball player, Donny Bell.
    Santa Claus announces he's outsourcing his job this year.
    Pedophile "Jay-C" wishes all the little girls of America a happy holiday.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Dream Come True
    A fan gives up his eternal soul for sex with Amy & Tina from “Weekend Update”.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Big Table Vs Little Table
    The kids make a stand so they can sit at the big table.
    - written by Jack Farrell

  • Australia?
    Christmas in Australia isn't for everyone.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Worst Bus Ride Ever
    Bus passenger wants to sit by himself.
    - written by DRG4

  • Mario's Pizza
    Pizza operator is very selective about his toppings.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Holiday Fun w/ Tim McGraw and Nelly
    Rap's anti-Nick & Jessica holiday special.
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

  • Another Chapter In The Robert Downey, Jr. Torch Song Trilogy
    on Christmas Eve, De Niro meets Downey at an empty Manhattan bar.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

Robert De Niro - 12/18/04