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Roger.....Seth Meyers Geneva.....Amy Poehler Steven.....Robert DeNiro Mary.....Rachel Dratch (The scene opens with 4 people sitting on a couch drinking coffee and eating snacks.) Roger: Well Steve my wife Geneva and I can't thank you enough for inviting us to your house for this Christmas party, it's just been great. Steven: Oh, it's no problem at all just promise me you wont use my wife Mary's fruitcake as a door stop at your house. Mary: Oh my, Steven is quite the joker! Geneva: So does anybody else have any plans for the night? Steven: Well I just got this early Christmas present from my brother Tom called Catch Phrase. Roger: All right sounds fun, how do you play? Steven: Well the four of us separate into two teams and each one of us will give the other team member clues as to what the catch phrase is. Geneva: Okay let's get going. (Steven takes the game out from under the table. It's a circular electronic game that has the catch phrases on it. Steven: Alright since you're visitors in our house we will let you go first. Just hit the little clock on the thing their to start. Roger: Okay Steven. (Roger hits the clock and begins playing the game.) Roger: Okay I own a whole bunch of money Geneva: You're Donald Trump. Roger: No, no I am the big cheese. Geneva: You're in Disney World, you're Disney- you're Mickey Mouse. Roger: You got it. Geneva: Oh wow this is fun! (Roger hands the game back over to Steven.) Steven: Okay now it's our turn. Pay attention Mary we're starting from behind. Mary: Okay. (Steven starts the game up.) Steven: Uh "No tickee, no washee!" Mary: Oh uh you're a laundry man. Steven: No uh um I know kung fu. Mary: Jackie Chan uh Bruce Lee. Steven: No I am really small, really small. Mary: Oh it's right on the tip of my tongue- (The game buzzes ending the round for Steven and Mary.) Steven: Oh honey the catch phrase was "Oriental". Mary: Oh silly me. I guess its Roger and Geneva's turn again. (Mary hands Geneva and Roger the game as they are kind of dumbstruck at what Steven and Mary have done.) Roger: Um yeah okay, I guess it's my turn to guess you start is honey. (Geneva starts the game.) Geneva: Okay, you use me when your eating ice cream. Roger: Uh it's sprinkles, no chocolate syrup. Geneva: No it's what you use to eat the ice cream. Roger: Oh, oh it's a spoon. Geneva: You got it honey. (Geneva and Roger hug as Mary and Steven laugh along with them.) Steven: Well I guess we just aren't smart enough for this game. Geneva: Oh it's okay Steven I am sure you'll get the hang of it. Mary: Okay honey it's our turn again. (Geneva and Roger hand Mary and Steven the game back.) Steven: Okay honey its time to catch up. (Mary starts the game back up.) Mary: Okay honey uh "you better stay away from me gold." Steven: Oh you're a leprechaun. Mary: No, no I never think I can have too much liquor and I beat my wife. Steven: Oh you're Irish. Mary: Yeah and I have my own cereal. Steven: Oh it's Lucky Charms! Mary: Oh you got it honey. Steven: Oh yes we are so back in this thing! (Geneva and Roger stare at Steven and Mary almost in complete disbelief.) Steven: It looks like Mary and I are coming back Rog. Roger: Uh yeah sure. Steven: Well it's your turn Roger Roger: Okay. (Steven hands Roger back the game. Roger and Geneva begin playing the game less enthusiastically then they had before.) Roger: Okay honey here we go, I am a side dish in a meal. Geneva: You're um rice no uh a biscuit. Roger: Yep that was it, biscuit. Looks like it's your turn again Steven. (Roger hands Steven the game.) Steven: Okay honey here we go, alright I like fried chicken. Mary: You're Colonel Sanders? Steven: No I also like watermelon. Mary: You're black. Steven: Yes but I didn't like being pushed around. Mary: You're a slave. Steven: Well not technically but uh I wouldn't take what the white man threw at me in the 60's Mary: Ooh Ahh- Steven: My last name is royalty. Mary: Oh King, Martin Luther King Jr.! Steven: You got it! (Roger stands up, furious at what Steven and Mary are doing.) Roger: How dare you talk about black people like that, my grandmother was black you bastard! Steven: Whoa, whoa relax there, Roger, we're just making up these clues right on the spot here. I am just thinking of the first thing that comes to mind, its all improv up here Roger, can't you understand that. Roger: (giving in) Well- Steven: Hey if the catch phrase would have been "Conan O'Brien" I would have said "I suck". If the catch phrase had been "Gwyneth Paltrow" I would have said "I named my child after a frickin fruit." Mary: And if the catch phrase would have been "Meet the Fockers" I would have said "Needless sequel". Steven: Hey you better watch it Mary. Roger: Oh you're right Steven, hey how about we go to Toys for Tots and give them all the toys our children wouldn't play with. Steven: You got it Roger. End Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
