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Mother...Amy Poehler Spokesperson...Chris Parnell (Setting in a living room of a house, 7-year old boy coloring) Spokesperson: (voice) It is common for a parent to wonder what their child is doing. What kind of kids they are hanging around with, and not taking candy from strangers are top priorities to a mom and dad. But what about what happens in your very own home? (Mother in kitchen fixing dinner) Child: (voice) Mommy! Mommy! Mother: (turns around shaken) Honey, omigod! Honey, what is it, what is it? (Mother runs into living room) Mother: Oh god! Child: (standing up, with red all over his mouth) It tastes yucky! Mother: Oh no! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Spokesperson: (walking in) Well, no longer can you worry about your child eating yucky, tasteless crayons. Try new Dexola Flavored Crayons! They're all here: Pina Colada Yellow, Lime Green, Blueberry Blue, Coconut Pink, and many more. Child: Mommy, this Shirley Temple Red tastes great! Mother: Oh, ho-ho! Thanks, Dexola. Spokesperson: Order Original or our new Kosher Flavored Crayons with Latke Brown and Matzo Ball White. Jewish Child: Oy, vhat a delight! Spokesperson: (voice) Order Dexola Flavored Crayons today. Must be 21 years or older to get Alcoholic and Wine Spritzer Flavored Crayons. Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
