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"D to the I Display".....Kenan Thompson Pam Toolshed.....Amy Poehler Spike.....Horatio Sanz Crusher.....Finesse Mitchell Jim.....Chris Parnell (Scene opens with Pam standing next to a shack, accompanied by an antiquated stroller. Her daughter is in her arms) Pam: (to camera) Hi, I'm Pam Toolshed and I am currently in training to be a full-fledged waitress at Denny's. This is my baby girl, John Deere. Ever since my husband left me, John Deere and I here have been livin' in my dad's shack out in the backyard. Little John Deere means the world to me and I wish that she'd have a stroller that would display my true love for her. Plus she keeps fallin' out of the hole in the seat! So please, MTV, PIMP MY STROLLER! (Music starts playing) (A young African American man wearing a large silver chain and a Dodgers jersey, "Display" appears, walking down the street) "Display": (to camera) Aight, Pam here wants to show her baby girl some love, but her stroller aint' feelin it. Well that's all about to change. I'm gonna show her just how bangin' her wheels can be. Why? Because I'm "D to the I Display"! And I have an unlimited budget! YEAH! (Montage of "Display"s rapping videos) ("Display" knocks on shack door) Pam: Oh my gawd! Its that brotha fella from da TV! Oh my gaaawd! "Display": YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Pam, I'm about to pimp your stroller! (They walk from shack at back of house down to the front to the stroller) (Mother walks with girl in stroller with Display at her side) Pam: Ok, well, the thing is my husband needed some rims for his ride. "Display": YEAH BOYYYY! Why? Because I'm "D to the I Display"! Pam: (confused) Um….Well, so we kinda had to cut back and buy my baby a stroller from the dollar store. It aint all that bad, but whenever John Deere sits in it she goes fallin' right through the seat! (Girl falls through stroller face-first onto pavement) "Display": O SNAP! Well, those days are over 'cuz we're gonna to pimp your stroller! Wait, did I already say that? ("Display" walks stroller along highway to West Coast Strollas' store as music plays) (The maintenance crew, awaiting his arrival, yell in disapproval) "Display": Ok, guys, settle down. Pam is a single-mom working her way through the breakfast-restaurant ranks, but right now the money ain't there for a working stroller for her baby girl, John Deere. Let's help her out. Spike, what you gonna do to pimp this ride out? (Camera turns to Spike, a dangerous looking Hispanic man with several piercings in his face and spiked hair) Spike: Alright, D, we're gonna use some 30 inch Play-tell rims with double-plated Fisher Price tires. It's gonna be off-the-hook, man. ("Display" knods) "Display": Aight, Aight. I'm feeling it, baby. What you got for me, Crusher? (Camera turns to Crusher, a heavy-set, tall African American man with tremendous muscles) Crusher: Well, because this girl keep fallin' through the seat we gonna give her some new fall-proof seats! (Everybody knods in approval) Crusher: Next, we gonna put a diaper dispenser on the back of her stroller! "Display": On the back?! Crusher: Yeah man I'm crazy! "Display": Cool, cool. And, uhhh, Jim, Wasssuuppp? (Camera turns to Jim, a middle-aged Caucasian man wearing a uniform with a name-tag posted on his lapel) (Everybody turns and stares at Jim) Jim: Well, I'm going to harness the structure of the vehicle with a slight copper overtone, followed by a lighter base to highlight the natural light emitted by the vehicle. (Everybody continues to stare at Jim) Jim: Um, I mean, we gonna bounce that snap with some silvery bling to pimp up its game! (Satisfied, the crew starts clapping and hugging each other) (A montage of stroller pimpin') "Display": (to camera) Aight, when you first saw this stroller, you probably wouldn't trust it with a crack-head baby. But now, its rims are rollin' and its seat is fully re-enforced! Let's get Pam back in here! (Pam enters the room, wearing a potato sack with holes cut out for her head and arms) Pam: O my gawwsh! Is that really my stroller?! (Pam runs around the room hugging the crew) "Display": YEAH! LOOK AT ME!! I'm D to the I Display! ("Displays" dances around the room like an idiot) (Fade out) (Pam is walking down the sidewalk with her daughter in the stroller. It runs over and crushes a dog, lying on the grass with its owner. Pam smiles in approval) (Pam standing alone next to her shack) Pam: (to camera) This stroller has really changed my life. I sold it on "Ebay" for 25 bucks and bought me some honey barbeque chicken wings from KFC! Thanks MTV for pimpin' my stroller! (Fade out with Pam waving to the camera) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
