Saturday Night You: Paris Hilton: 02/05/05

February 5th, 2005

Host: Paris Hilton

State Of The Union Address
Paris Hilton fills in for President Bush, gives her own State Of The Union address.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Paris Hilton's Monologue
Hilton takes a test to prove how smart she is.
- written by DRG4
Something's Different All Right...
Bob could do a better job of keeping people guessing.
- written by Jeremy Barr
English Class
A lesson in racism from Miss Armstrong.
- written by Wes Zack & Scott Rowan
Be Careful What You "Wish" For
Robbie has his chance with Hilton.
- written by DRG4
Moon Time Show
Thog Boulder hosts a late night talk show during the stone age.
- written by Cash Car Star
Good Cop Bad Cop
Bad Cop knows how to make his suspect squirm.
- written by Jason Dignard
Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Campbell's soup market researcher unveils some new sales items.
Fred Armisen gives social commentary about Super Bowl Sunday and Gay rights.
Jay-C comments on the Olsen Twins media circus.
Tina and Amy pay tribute to Johnny Carson.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
Go Fish
Fish opine beneath the waters.
- written by Jen
This Week On Dr. Phil..
Dr. Phil helps everyone with their sexual problems.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Blue Candle Valley Nature Tours
Two couples and a guide negotiate the horrors of a placid meadow.
- written by Cash Car Star
Irrational Domesticators
Fox swears they didn't take this idea from ABC. Honest!
- written by Chelsea Almany
Reinhold Daycare
A day care center owned by Judge Reinhold.
- written by Jason Dignard
Young Hollywood Awards
Awarding the bright young stars of tomorrow.
- written by Ryder