Announcer ... Chris Parnell
Husband #1 ... Darrell Hammond
Wife #1 ... Tina Fey
Wife #2 ... Rachel Dratch
Wife #3 ... Maya Rudolph
Husband #2 ... Finesse Mitchell
Castaway #1 ... Fred Armisen
Castaway #2 ... Will Forte
[Fox logo]
Announcer: Okay, we'll admit it. We may have based a few of our shows on already-existing programs on ABC. But guess what? We finally thought of an idea all by ourselves!
["Irrational Domesticators" logo]
Announcer: Every Monday, you'll stay glued to your TV, seeing what these irrational domesticators will do next.
[Husband #1 and Wife #1 are sitting in front of the television.]
Husband #1: How are you feeling today, honey?
Wife #1: A little more irrational than normal, to tell you the truth.
Husband #1: What do you mean by that?
[She hits him in the face with a toaster.]
Announcer: TV Guide calls it "An even more dumbed-down version of the hit ABC program." But what do they know?
[Wives #2 and #3 are sitting by the pool, wearing bikinis and high heels.]
Wife #2: Boy, it sure is tough being a domesticator.
Wife #3: Yeah. Sometimes I just feel so...irrational.
[Husband #2 approaches and puts his arm around Wife #3.]
Husband #2: Hey honey, I've got a meeting tonight. Do you think you could take the kids to soccer practice?
Wife #3: Die, oppressor!
[She pushes him into the pool. As they struggle offscreen, Wife #2 watches calmly and applies more sunscreen.]
Announcer: The Washington Post described it as "Desperate Housewives without the intelligence, dialogue, or clothing." But Maxim? Well, they called it "the best show on TV." "Irrational Domesticators," premiering this Monday on Fox. Stay tuned for "Deserted!"
[Shot of the two castaways sitting by a coconut tree.]
Castaway #1: Boy, we sure are lost.
Castaway #2: You mean deserted, right?
Castaway #1: Uhh...yeah.
[Fade out]
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