Jason Bateman's Monologue
Sibling rivarly, when older sister Justine visits Bateman on stage.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
America's Dumbest Customers
Profiles the dumb questions clerks get from customers.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
The New Message
Ryan and Julie's guardian angel, Evangelista, recommends they hold off on the baby-making.
- written by Cash Car Star
Homework Hassles
Professor Edwards gives his students an odd assignment.
- written by DRG4
Sylvester Asks The Questions
Mob witness digs his way out of death with annoying questions.
- written by Jason Dignard
Jason Bateman Backstage
Jeffrey Tambor wants Bateman to plug "Arrested Development".
- written by Prateek Srivastava
Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Seth Meyers wants to be Pope so he can wear the cool hat.
Will Smith wants to help men get some "Big Willie Style" on Valentine's Day".
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
Court TV Presents
Michael Jackson defends himself in his pedophile trial.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
A Valentine Vignette
Ebeneezer Scrooge doesn't like to celebrate Valentine's Day.
- written by Hillary
Spanish Scourge
Arrr, who will make the cut? Find out!
- written by J.P. Ragan
