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February 19th, 2005
Host: Hilary Swank

  • The Truth Is Out There!
    Donald Rumsfeld discusses the heightened terror alert.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Hilary Swank's Monologue
    Swank competes with cast members for right to share stage with them.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Theodore On The Wall
    Confederate prisoner remains shackled to business office.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Boxey Gets Tired
    Oh Boxey, you’re so fine, your’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Boxey!
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Gay Robot Monster!
    Gay robot monster attacks town.
    - written by Jack Farrell

  • The John Walsh Show, Take 2
    Walsh is back with his own talk show, and a new set of rules.
    - written by DRG4

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Tommy Peters exclaims his hatered of a possible military draft.
    Andy Richter makes up for lost cameo.
    Captain Stabbin delivers an editorial about a growing trend in the internet porn industry.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • The Literati Kid
    With intense studying, Angela can be valedictorian.
    - written by Hillary

  • FOB's Tattoo
    Full On Bastard deals with an unadventuresome couple seeking excitement .
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • It’s A Small World After All
    Two transsexuals try to pick each other up at a bar during happy hour.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • The Laugh Shack
    Jared sells depraved joke items.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • 60 Minutes Special Investigative Report
    Fraudulent corporate oaths scandal is uncovered.
    - written by Marcus Campbell

  • School Ties
    School day runs in the family.
    - written by DRG4

Hilary Swank - 02/19/05