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March 12th, 2005
Host: David Spade

  • And The Oscar Goes To...
    In 2012, former Saturday Night Live cast members dominate the Academy Awards.
    - written by DRG4

  • David Spade's Monologue
    Spade receives a visit from the ghost of Chris Farley.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Unstar
    Onstar parody grants vehicle protection to female celebrities.
    - written by Superdave76

  • Einstein Time
    Suitability of game show questions is challenged.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • David Spade: The First Man to Give Birth
    NBC's latest reality series unveiled.
    - written by John Ravetti

  • Zynor
    It's a new drug, but what is it good for?
    - written by Jack Farrell

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Dan Rather comments on his stepping down as anchor of the “CBS Evening News”.
    A scene from the porno version of "Rocky."
    David Spade does a snide commentary about Michael Jackson.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Be Cool - Just Say No
    Mr. No tells Joe Pesci & Robert De Niro to "be cool...just say no."
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Shower? I Hardly Know Her!
    Kevin wants to join Heidi in the shower.
    - written by DRG4

  • Bad Planet
    Science nuts focus on strange phenomenon in the sky.
    - written by Marcus Campbell

  • It's Called PMS
    Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
    - written by Hillary

  • A Trip to Blockbuster
    Willy James comments on movies at the local Blockbuster.
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

David Spade - 03/12/05