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...David Spade Doctor...Darrell Hammond [Open on "NBC Monday" promotional graphic] Announcer: Coming this Monday on NBC, David Spade experiences the miracle of child birth! [Cut to show title graphic] Singers: "David Spade: The First Man To Give Birth." [Dissolve to delivery room, with David in the stirrups] Announcer: This week, the happy event happens! Doctor: Just a few more pushes, Mr. Spade. I can see the head. [David makes whiny, whimpering noises as he pushes] Doctor: That's it, one more big push... It's a boy! [SFX: baby crying] David: [weakly] Yay! [Cut to montage of scenes from the "show"] Announcer: "TV Guide" calls it "Outrageous, witty and completely funny!" "People Magazine" calls it "Funny, outrageous and completely witty!" And my aunt Martha says "Aw, hell, they lost "Friends" and "Frasier." Let's cut 'em some slack!" [Cut back to delivery room] David: Hey, Doc, I already had the baby. What's going on? Doctor: Just waiting for the afterbirth, Mr. Spade. David: Yeah, HERE's your afterbirth, pal! [Loud fart] [Cut to title graphic] Announcer: Mondays at 8/7 Central on NBC. Singers: "David Spade: The First Man To Give Birth." [Cut to David holding baby] David: I liked this the first time...when it was called "Junior"! [fade] Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
