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March 19th, 2005
Host: Ashton Kutcher

  • Getting Help at the Fair
    Donald Trump comes to a teen's rescue at the school Science Fair.
    - written by Jack Farrell

  • Ashton Kutcher's Monologue
    Demi Moore delivers startling news to Kutcher.
    - written by John Hugar & Mark Jennings Reese II

  • House Committee On Steroids
    Baseball players meet before the House to discuss steroid use.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Dereck's Cult
    Derek's friends aren't sure he understand what it means to run a cult.
    - written by Jim Bevan

  • Funny Forum
    A discussion of the differences between American and British Humor.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Are We Dead Yet?
    Patient tries to convince doctors he's not dead.
    - written by Hillary

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Bernie Mac comments on working with Ashton Kutcher on the film “Guess Who”.
    The Star Wars Diva comments on the new "Star Wars" movie.
    Gil Treacle reports on the abolishment of religious ties to America.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Great Service
    A couple tries to spend a romantic night at a snobbish restaurant.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Think of the Children
    A plan to protect students' self-esteems is explored.
    - written by Marcus Campbell

  • Redundant Science: The Donut
    A scientific look at the donut.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • CNN News with Anderson Cooper
    Anderson Cooper reports the day’s top headlines with personal opinion.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Sensations & Miracles
    Life's special moments are discussed within an intense atmosphere.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • A Day in the Life of Rumer Willis
    Rumer doesn't like her celebrity parents' dating choices.
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

Ashton Kutcher - 03/19/05