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Kip Kipling...Chris Parnell Stan Fielding...Seth Meyers Timmy Jansen...Will Forte Announcer: And now, it's time for everybody's favorite game show, "Let's Make A Deal!" (setting takes place outside) Kip Kipling: Hello, and welcome to "Let's Make A Deal." A lot of people may be turned off by this new format, of being outside and all. Well, that's because this isn't really the original show. A deal found in the dictionary as a noun, also has a definition of "a fir or pine board cut to standard dimensions" or "such boards or planks considered as a group." Now, the object of the game is to make the best "deal." Okay, let me introduce the contestants for today. Stan Fielding and Timmy Jansen. (contestants are confused and somewhat angry, Stan in bear costume; Timmy in Native American gear) Stan Fielding: Good to be here, Kip. Timmy Jansen: Love the show, Kip. Kip Kipling: Now, here are your deals. Would you like to talk about them? (deals are eerily similar, since all they are bundles of wood) Stan Fielding: Well, basically what I did was put these cut up pieces of wood together, and that's about it. Kip Kipling: Timmy? Timmy Jansen: I wanted to put pieces of wood together, cut up, in a pile. That's...about...it. Kip Kipling: Okay, and the winner is...Stan Fielding. You are our new champion. Stan Fielding: Look...I thought this was that other show, with the door prizes and the costumes. Timmy Jansen: Yeah, this is stupid. The show was only a minute long. Kip Kipling: Hey, no need to be a sore loser. Tune in next time to... (bored audience tries to yell out) Audience: Let's Make A Deal! (fin) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
