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Announcer.....Chris Parnell .....Don Pardo (one of those rare on-screen appearances) .....Amy Poehler .....Kenan Thompson .....Finesse Mitchell (Open with a black screen) Announcer: You have seen some great comedy and you may think that you are content with your yearly dose of SNL. But make sure your aren’t busy next week. Because you don’t want to miss a minute of Saturday Night Live!!!!! Announcer: Now as a special treat. We have some exclusive scenes from next week’s show. Now you’re probably wondering how is that possible. People, the future is here, scientists have broken the space time continuum. And what better thing to do with time-traveling than to provide accurate clips for some really great SNL promos. So now get ready for a sneak peek! (Screen fades to the backstage area. Don Pardo runs into Amy Poehler) Don Pardo: Oh I’m sorry. (A Pause) Amy... Amy: Oh that’s okay Mr. Pardo... (Romantic music pots up) Don Pardo: Look, call me Donny-Boy! Amy: Look (she’s hesitant) Donny Boy it’s kind of awkward. You’re a lot older than me, and what about... when we get intimate. Don: That’s what Levitra is for!!!!! I take, Levitra, Cialis, and supplements of Dr. Porkenheimer’s Boner Juice! Amy: You know that’s just a fake commercial. Don Pardo: Shh... don’t say anything. I’ve loved you since I saw your Kelly Ripa impressions. Amy: Oh Don, I’m married. (A beat) Aren’t you married? (She sobs) Don Pardo: I don’t know anymore! Isn’t everyone these days? Isn’t society just a little bit married. Aren’t we all just mothers and fathers of our kin and our grandparents are the future fetuses of our grand kids. It’s one big evolutionary chain of deception! (Music stops) Amy: What are you talking about? Don: I don’t know. Do you want to go make out in my dressing room? Amy: Okay! (Cut back to the black screen) Announcer: Will Don and Amy continue their secret love? And what about Kenan and Finesse, will they even appear on the show? Find out the answers, next week on Saturday Night Live. (Cut to Don Pardo and Amy Poehler furiously making out in the room. Kenan and Finesse walk by, only to start vomiting) Announcer: Only, on NBC! (Fade to black) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
