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McDonald’s employee.....Amy Poehler John Malkovich.....Rob Riggle Announcer.....Maya Rudolph (Camera fades in to a close up of actor John Malkovich waiting inline at a busy McDonald’s restaurant) (McDonald’s jiggle – “bada bada bada baba”) McDonald’s employee: Have a nice day! Can I help who’s next? John Malkovich! Oh my god! Welcome to McDonald’s! May I take your order? John Malkovich: (shouting) No! You could never know what I want to order, because I have the right to order what I feel I want to order! I will order my food when I feel like ordering my food and I will order it now! McDonald’s employee: Fine, Mr. Malkovich. You don’t need to shout. What would you like to order? John Malkovich: No! You don’t seem to get it. I’ll order what I want, when I want, because I am the customer and the customer is always right! I will get what I want, when I want it! McDonald’s employee: Fine, Mr. Malkovich. Order what you want to order. We will be happy to get it for you. What would like to order? John Malkovich: No! I’ll order what I want! (Pause) (Another long pause) What’s good here? (McDonald’s jiggle – “bada bada bada baba…I’m lovin’ it”) Announcer: Because even the great method actors eat fast food. McDonald’s, I’m lovin’ it! Come in and try our new crispy chicken strips! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
