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McDonald’s employee.....Amy Poehler Woody Allen.....Fred Armisen Announcer.....Maya Rudolph (Camera fades in to a close up of director/writer/actor Woody Allen waiting inline at a busy McDonald’s restaurant) (McDonald’s jiggle – “bada bada bada baba”) McDonald’s employee: Have a nice day! Can I help who’s next? Woody Allen! Oh my god! Welcome to McDonald’s! May I take your order? Woody Allen: (nervously) Well…I think I’d like a “Big And Tasty”, but Soon-Yi says I should eat less red meat, because it’s bad for me! I don’t know! She really doesn’t know much about anything…she just thinks she does! She reads one article in “The New York Times” about how bad red meat is…and all of a sudden she’s the president of the FDA! McDonald’s employee: Are you okay? Woody Allen: (nervously) Yeah, I’m fine. I just don’t know what I want to order. McDonald’s employee: I’m going to get the manager. Wood Allen: (nervously) Fine, that’s just great! (Woody turns to another camera; begins to talk into the camera) So, there I was in line at a McDonald’s in midtown Manhattan and I forgot what Soon-Yi wanted me to get…but that’s not the biggest problem…I feel like death! I can’t eat any kind of fast food, ever since I watched that “Super Size Me” documentary by that guy Morgan Spurlock. It was a brilliant film. I guess I’m just going to go to some Chinese restaurant…what am I saying? I’m been eating-out Chinese for more than 10 years now! I’m going to go now. (McDonald’s jiggle – “bada bada bada baba…I’m lovin’ it”) Announcer: Because even neurotic filmmakers from Manhattan eat fast food. McDonald’s, I’m lovin’ it! Come in and try our new thicker shakes! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
