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McDonald’s employee.....Amy Poehler Donald Trump.....Darrell Hammond Announcer.....Maya Rudolph (Camera fades in to a close up of billionaire businessman Dona Trump waiting inline at a busy McDonald’s restaurant) (McDonald’s jiggle – “bada bada bada baba”) McDonald’s employee: Have a nice day! Can I help who’s next? Donald Trump! Oh my god! Welcome to McDonald’s! May I take your order? Donald Trump: Yes, I think you can take…my order! I want a BIG MAC! McDonald’s employee: Okay, anything else? Donald Trump: On second thought, do me a favor! Get your manager! McDonald’s employee: Okay, Tim? (Tim, the manager walks up) Tim: Can I help you, Mr. Trump? Donald Trump: Yes, you can. You can start by calling me by my name, “THE DONALD”! Tim: Okay, “THE DONALD”…how can I help you? Donald Trump: I want you to change the name of the BIG MAC to “THE ‘UGE MAC”! Tim: “THE DONALD”, I can’t do that! I’m just the assistant manager. You’d have to talk to the CEO of the McDonald’s corporation. Donald Trump: Well, you know what, if you can’t do it…then I guess…I have only one proper thing to do…and that is doing something…that I do all the time…say…”you’re fired!” (Tim walks out of the restaurant) McDonald’s employee: Okay, Mr. Trump, “THE DONALD”, what would you like, today? Donald Trump: I’m going to have the ‘uge Mac with fries and a large diet Coke! (McDonald’s jiggle – “bada bada bada baba…I’m lovin’ it”) Announcer: Because even billionaires with reality shows and bad business ethics eat fast food. McDonald’s, I’m lovin’ it! Come in and try our newly re-titled “The huge Mac”! Donald Trump: (voice over) No, it's "The 'uge Mac". You see, you don't even say the h, you just start with the u, followed by the g and the e, to say "uge"! Announcer: "The 'uge Mac"! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
