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.....Don Pardo .....Tom Brady .....Will Forte .....Fred Armisen .....Amy Poehler Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Brady! (Brady enters the stage from the home base door) Tom Brady: Thank you! Thank you! It’s great to be in New York City! This is a great city! You know, it’s been a rough week, practicing for tonight’s show. Lorne had the cast and myself doing 2-a-day practices. It’s been rough! I figured instead of doing a funny, take questions from the audience and get shouted at by JB Smoove monologue, I decided I just wanted to relax and throw the football around with a few of the guys from the cast. Won’t you join me? (Tom Brady walks off the home base stage; meets up Will Forte and Fred Armisen) Tom Brady: Who’s got the ball? Stagehand? (Stagehand throws a football to Tom Brady) Tom Brady: Thanks! (Tom begins throwing the ball around with Will & Fred) Will Forte: Tom, it’s wicked awesome that you’re hosting! Of all the guys from “Brady Bunch”, I’m glad it’s you that’s hosting…and not that candy ass Barry Williams! Tom Brady: Dude, I’m a quarterback from the New England Patriots! Not one of the former child stars of “The Brady Bunch”! Fred Armisen: Hey Tom, I know you are quarterback…I was wondering why you cut my “Flash Gordon” sketch? Tom Brady: Because the idea was jackass! Will Forte: Good one, Tom! God, you are so much cooler than Christopher Knight! Fred Armisen: Which one is he, again? Will Forte: The “jag-weed” from The Surreal Life. Tom Brady: Dude, I wasn’t on “The Brady Bunch”! Brady’s just my last name! Fred Armisen: Tom, aren’t you dating that supermodel chick? Tom Brady: You better believe it! (A beat) Fred, I’m just noticing, you throw like a girl! Fred Armisen: Whatever! Tom Brady: Hey Will, go long! Will Forte: Okay, Tom! You are a totally better choice to host than that dude who played Bobby on “The Brady Bunch”! Tom Brady: Dude, I wasn’t on “The Brady Bunch”! Here comes the ball! (Amy Poehler walks in the middle of the studio) Amy Poehler: Hey guys, what’s going on? (Amy gets hit with the ball) Amy Poehler: OH! MY NOSE! (Fade to black) (The opening montage to THE BRADY BUNCH begins to play) (Cue “Brady Bunch” opening theme) (Fade back to home base) Tom Brady: Okay, enough of that! We have a great show for you tonight! The legendary Beck is here! So stick around, we’ll be right back! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
