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Eminem.....Chris Parnell The Ghost of Frank Sinatra.....Darrell Hammond The Ghost of Fat Elvis.....Horatio Sanz (Fade in) (Eminem is seen walking on the Brooklyn Bridge) (Eminem’s “Stan” plays in the background and fades out) Eminem: (rapping) Look at me, I’m Eminem and I’m walking on this bridge, I’m thinking about jumping, jumping off of this bridge. If I do, it will be in all the papers, I’ll be infamous Amos, dead like your anus. (The Ghost of Frank Sinatra appears) The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Baby, baby, you can’t do it. You can’t end this glorious career of yours. Baby, you can’t! Eminem: Frank Sinatra, what are you doing here? The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Baby, I came to stop you. You’re going to regret this! Eminem: Frank, I hate my life. I hate being Dre’s bitch. I hate being "a white boy" singing black man music. The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Baby, you really need to stop this, before you get hurt! Look at Elvis… (The Ghost of Fat Elvis walks up) …Elvis hated his life, too. He was a white boy doing black man music. Look what happened to him…he died on the toilet! The Ghost of Fat Elvis: (chewing on a cheeseburger) Thank you, thank you very much. (The Ghost of Fat Elvis walks away) The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Baby, you need to stop. You’re the idol of so many white boys who think they are black! I’m telling you to stop! Eminem: Frank, you’re dead, why should I listen to you? The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Because, if you don’t…I’m going to be forced to deal with another punk in Heaven. So I’m ordering you to stop! Eminem: You mean I’m going to heaven? The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: No, you’re going to hell. But if you jump off this bridge, the papers are going to read, “Pauly Shore to play Eminem in the Eminem Life Story”. Baby, I don’t think you want that! It’s gonna be a terrible, terrible scene. Eminem: Frank, if I don’t jump, will you allow me to remix “My Way” into a rap song about my ex-wife Kim? The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Sure, baby, sure. (The Ghost of Frank Sinatra helps Eminem down off the bridge) (The Ghost of Frank Sinatra shoots Eminem in the crotch) (A spinning newspaper appears reading: “Eminem foiled by the ghost of Frank Sinatra”) (Fade back to Frank Sinatra) The Ghost of Frank Sinatra: Maybe he’ll stop grabbing his crotch every 5 seconds! And besides, I’m more of a “G Unit”/ 50 Cent kind of guy. (Frank starts walking away) (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
