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Announcer.....Don Pardo .....Lindsay Lohan Jay – C.....Chris Parnell Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Lindsay Lohan! (Lindsay enters from the back door from home base) Lindsay Lohan: Thank you! It’s great to be here hosting Saturday Night Live for my second time! I was really glad they asked me back, because I love doing this show. I had a pretty interesting flight on the way here from Los Angeles… (Lindsay’s story is cut off by the entrance of Jay – C, The Pedophile) Jay-C: Hello! Lindsay Lohan: Hi, Jay-C. How are you? Jay-C: I’d be doing a lot better if you still a minor! Lindsay Lohan: You’re pretty sick! Jay-C: Hey! Hey! Less about me…more about you. I heard you have a new movie coming out. Lindsay Lohan: Yeah, it’s called “Herbie: Fully Loaded”. Jay-C: Guess what, I call mine “Herbie” and guess what, mine's fully loaded! Lindsay Lohan: You are a sick bastard! Jay-C: I know! I also heard you are going to be in the upcoming “Mission Impossible III” movie with Tom Cruise. Lindsay Lohan: Well, nothing is set in stone, but it’s looking like I’m going to be in that film. Jay-C: Well guess what, I had 3-inch mission in my pants…and it’s not quite impossible. Do you accept? Lindsay Lohan: Dude, you’re sick! Security, get this guy out of here! Please! (Security rushes to the stage and starts to pull Jay-C off the stage) Thank you! Jay-C: Can I just say one thing? (Dramatic pause) I love your boobies! Lindsay Lohan: Get him out of here! (Security pulls Jay-C off the stage) We have a great show for you tonight! Coldplay is here and they are certainly going to rock the house. Stick around and we will be right back! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
