.....Don Pardo
.....Nicholas Cage
Bag Boy.....Fred Armisen
(Fade in)
Don Pardo: Saturday Night Live would now like to present a “Real Celebrity Moment”. Tonight’s Real Celebrity Moment: Nicholas Cage at a grocery store.
Bag Boy: Paper or Plastic, Mr. Cage?
Nicholas Cage: Paper…actually.
(Dramatic pause)
Nicholas Cage: (intensely) OKAY! PLASTIC!
Don Pardo: This has been a “Real Celebrity Moment”.
(Fade out)
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