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.....Jessica Alba .....Amy Poehler Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen, Jessica Alba! (Jessica enters from the back door of home base) Jessica Alba: Thank you! Thank you! I’m telling you…it is truly great to be here in New York City! Saturday Night Live! I just wish I could have hosted when Jimmy Fallon was still on the show. Because I love me some Jimmy Fallon! I was in my hotel room last night, having a dream about Jimmy Fallon…and he was playing “Randy Goldman” from the good old “Wake Up, Wakefield” sketches. And it was just magical to be with him…he had me in his arms…and… (Amy Poehler interrupts Jessica’s Jimmy Fallon Dream) Amy Poehler: Hey Alba! What’s going on? Jessica Alba: Hey everyone, it’s Amy Poehler! Amy Poehler: Yeah! They know who I am! Alba, you’re going to have to tell me something…where did you get those? Jessica Alba: Amy, what are you talking about? Amy Poehler: Don’t play dumb with me! Your “fun bags”! Look at me! I can't grow bigger ones! So, Alba, I’ll ask you again…where did you get those? Jessica Alba: God gave them to me. God gave me beautiful luscious breasts…and he gave you…two “Little Debbie’s”. Some people are just lucky, I guess. Amy Poehler: Lucky? You think you're luckier than me? Jessica Alba: No, I think you're pretty lucky, too. You got that "Weekend Update" gig, didn't you? Amy Poehler: Was that a slam? Hey, guess what, Alba - I hope “Fantastic 4” makes like London…and “bombs”! (Audience groans) Amy Poehler: Oh come on, folks! It’s called biting current event humor! Get with it! (Audience boos Amy off stage) Jessica Alba: Well, now that that’s over…on with our show! But first, check out my new tattoo… (Jessica turns to the camera, and shows off her new tattoo – “Go See Fantastic 4” – on the small of her back) Jessica Alba: Joss Stone is here to rock you body and your soul! So stick around, we’ll be right back! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
