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.....Don Pardo .....Paris Hilton .....Several Characters from “Sesame Street” (Fade in) Don Pardo: Saturday Night Live would now like to present another “Real Celebrity Moment”. Tonight’s moment: Paris Hilton wanders on to “Sesame Street” and proceeds to hook-up with Oscar, The Grouch. (Camera pans around the set of “Sesame Street”; Paris Hilton wanders on to the set) Big Bird: Everyone, look it’s the star of “One Night In Paris”, Paris Hilton! (Several of the characters cheer) Elmo: Paris, Elmo has a question! Paris Hilton: Oh Elmo, I love you! I’d love to use you like a dildo! Elmo: Elmo doesn’t want that! Elmo has a big fear of STDs! Elmo has a question! Elmo wants to know if the curtains match the carpet! Paris Hilton: Oh Elmo, you’re so hot! Oscar: Hey Paris, over here! You know, I have a pretty nice bachelor pad down here in my garbage can! Paris Hilton: Hey Oscar, do you want to teach the boys and girls at home about “the birds and the bees”? Oscar: I sure do…because I love trash…anything slutty, skanky or whorish! Paris Hilton: Oh Oscar, that’s so hot! (Paris proceeds to make out with Oscar) (Camera pans back) Don Pardo: This has been another “Real Celebrity Moment”. (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
