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William Shatner...Darrell Hammond Guest...Fred Armisen Guest...Kenan Thompson Guest...Maya Rudolph Guest...Rachel Dratch Guest...Rob Riggle Woman...Tina Fey Man...Chris Parnell Harvey Fierstein...Horatio Sanz Announcer: Ever have a dull moment at a party? (all guests nod their heads) Announcer: Well, not anymore. Introducing the new karaoke party game, hosted by the real William Shatner. Now, you can enjoy the fast music you love with a man everybody can relate too. (Shatner enters, and from now on talks in slow, halting voice that he always speaks in) William Shatner: Hello, everybody. I'm William Shatner, and I'm here to introduce this magnificent creation that will make your parties stir with excitement. You'll get all sorts of rockin' hits including... (all following songs that he sings show superimposition of song title and lyrics he sings) (SONG: Billie Jean) William Shatner: "Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that...I...am...the..one." (SONG: Born To Run) "It is a death trap, it is a suicide rap We gotta get out while we're still young Because tramps like us, baby we were born to run." (SONG: Thunderstruck) "Thunderstruck Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck Na-na-na-na-na-na...na...na Thunderstruck." Announcer: Now, you and your friends will be rockin' out with one of TV's greatest actors - from about 30 years ago. Woman: I always loved William Shatner. This guy is awesome. Star Wars is the best. Now, when I go up to sing, I don't sound like the worst one up there. Man: Yeah, and Captain Spock lets everyone know how bad he is at singing. He even discusses it over dinner, while he is serving us. William Shatner: Hey, that's what I'm here for, baby! My karaoke machine will do wonders for all out there with no singing capability. Announcer: You'll get "Celebration," "Cum On Feel The Noize," "Don't Speak," "Stayin' Alive," "Disco Inferno," "Ruby Tuesday," and many, many more. William Shatner: Hey, I got plenty of time. And I'll help clean up when the party's over. I have to mention that my fingers prune very easily, so I may want to stay out of the dishwashing section, if you...know...what...I mean. Announcer: Your parties will never be the same when Captain Kirk sings these tunes. (SONG: Love In An Elevator) William Shatner: "I kinda hope we get stuck Nobody gets out alive She said I will show you how to fax in the mailroom, honey And have you home by five. Love...in...an...elevator Living it up when I'm going down Love...in...an...elevator Loving it up until I hit the ground." (SONG: Raspberry Beret) "She wore a Raspberry beret The kind you would find at a secondhand store Raspberry beret And if it is warm she wouldn't wear much more Raspberry beret I think I love her." Announcer: Next time you throw a shin-dig, make sure you bring home the goods with this karaoke machine. And make sure you have William Shatner there for support! William Shatner: I came to sing, baby! Take it from one of my friends, and a woman who is growing old like me, Harvey Fierstein. Harvey Fierstein: Thanks, Willy boy! Because of my raspy voice now, my singing hasn't improved much. But now, I've learned that karaoke can be fun, no matter what the problem! I've had Captain Kirk over my house hundreds of times, and believe me, you will have a blast. He even picks up trash afterwards. William Shatner: Hey, I love to make people happy. That's why I was put on this planet. Buy one today, and have a ball! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
