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.....Don Pardo Kool Aid Guy.....Horatio Sanz Bartender.....Finesse Mitchell Owner.....Morgan Freeman Party Girl #1.....Rachel Dratch Party Girl #2.....Amy Poehler Pregnant Woman #1.....Tina Fey Pregnant Woman #2.....Maya Rudolph Dude In Drag.....Jason Sudekis (Fade in) Don Pardo: Saturday Night Live would now like to present another “Real Celebrity Moment”. Tonight’s moment: The Kool-Aid Guy hits on chicks at a Hollywood hotspot. (Camera pans around a Hollywood hotspot as drinking and partying lifestyle is apparent) (Out of nowhere “Kool Aid Guy” breaks through the brick wall) Kool Aid Guy: Boo! Yeah! Hey everyone! It’s a party now! Bartender: (to Owner) Aren’t you going to tell him to get out of here? Owner: What for? His publicist called me earlier today and said he’d pay for any damages to the club. “Kool Aid” likes to make an entrance. Kool Aid Guy: Hey Barkeep! Let me have a rum and coke, hold the coke, here…(passes the bartender a handful of packets of Kool Aid)…put the “raspberry blast” in there and keep ‘em coming! (Kool Aid proceeds to hit on a couple of party girls) So ladies, what’s your favorite flavor of Kool Aid? Party Girl #1: Oh, I love them all! Kool Aid Guy: If you want, we can go back to my place, and you can have all the Kool Aid you want! Party Girl #2: Oh, you’re so romantic! I mean, that could have been a sexual advance, but then again, it could have been something sincere. Party Girl #1: He’s good! (Camera pans to two pregnant women, drinking at the bar) Pregnant Woman #1: Watch out ladies! You may think he’s sweet and innocent… Pregnant Woman #2: Yeah, wait until he knocks you up! Kool Aid Guy: Hey ladies, I offered to pay for the Kool Aid abortion! Don’t say I didn’t try! Don’t say I didn’t give you anything! (Changes the subject) Hey, why are we talking about abortion! It’s a party! Kool Aid in the house! Boo! Yeah! Party Girl #2: (To Bartender) He’s so cool! Bartender: You better believe it! (SUPER: LATER THAT NIGHT…) Dude In Drag: Hey Kool Aid, I really like you! Do you want to go home with me? Kool Aid Guy: Sure! Boo! Yeah! Bartender: Hey Kool Aid, you do realize that’s a dude, right? Kool Aid Guy: (does a spit take) What! Are you kidding? Bartender: That’s it, Kool Aid! No more hard liquor and kool aid powder for you! Don Pardo: This has been another “Real Celebrity Moment”. (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
