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Announcer…Don Pardo …Christopher Walken (Fade in) (NBC Bumper) Announcer: Saturday Night Live, normally seen at this time, will be delayed, so that we may bring you the following special address from actor and future president of the United States, Christopher Walken. (SUPER: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN – LIVE FROM ANOTHER WORLD) Christopher Walken: Hello. I’m coming to you, tonight; to address something happened this week, which has affected us all. Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. It was bad. Very bad. I’m sure we have all heard the stories and saw the photos. And all, I can say is…Katrina, you are nothing but a dirty, dirty whore. If you look up the word “whore” in the dictionary, a picture of you, Katrina, is in there. Not the old versions of the dictionary, like the updated 2005 version. Katrina, nothing more than worthless Nazi cocktail waitress! Thank you, America…world…and remember…I wish you were dead…and I was dead, too. And one more thing, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
