- Stephen Motts on a Date
Motts' commentary keeps score during a crucial date.
- written by Cash Car Star
- Jude Law's Monologue
Law makes the Dead Pool list.
- written by Jim Bevan
- Excalibur Escort Services
Providing nights to remember for the distinguished gentleman.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Rent Him
Keep the embarrassing spouse at home this Christmas season.
- written by Jen
- Mario's Pizza
Pizza operator is very selective about his toppings.
- written by Jason Dignard
- Women's Synchronized Snoring
The American team hometown favorites compete.
- written by Brian Dean
- Moon Time Show
Thog Boulder hosts a late night talk show during the stone age.
- written by Cash Car Star
- Irrational Domesticators
Fox swears they didn't take this idea from ABC. Honest!
- written by Chelsea Almany
- The Stupidest Stop Ever
Cop regrets pulling over a crazy driver for speeding.
- written by JPIII
- Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Seattle traffic correspondent John rants about the traffic in Seattle.
Finesse Mitchell interviews steroid-free baseball player, Donny Bell.
Santa Claus announces he's outsourcing his job this year.
Pedophile "Jay-C" wishes all the little girls of America a happy holiday.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
- Dereck's Cult
Derek's friends aren't sure he understand what it means to run a cult.
- written by Jim Bevan
- Boxey Gets Tired
Oh Boxey, you’re so fine, your’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Boxey!
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Shower? I Hardly Know Her!
Kevin wants to join Heidi in the shower.
- written by DRG4
- Caller 25
Hip DJ tries to give a prize to his 25th caller.
- written by Jen
- The Jameson Firm
Excellence is as excellence does.
- written by Prateek Srivastava
- There's Always a Wager to be Made
Dads go overboard placing bets at their kids' Spelling Bee.
- written by Jack Farrell
- It's Called PMS
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
- written by Hillary
- Two Losers
Picking up Jennifer Aniston turns into a “booty call” success story.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
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