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Domino's Dude.....Steve Carell
[ open on post-Katrina footage of New Orleans ] Announcer: Last month, New Orleans was devastated by one of the worst natural disasters in U.S. history. [ cut to citizens re-entering city on foot ] Announcer: This week, Mayor Ray Nagin brought the people of New Orleans back into the city. [ dissolve to black screen ] Announcer: Why? [ Domino's Pizza logo zooms onto the screen ] Announcer: Because DOMINO'S is BACK IN BUSINESS!! [ dissolve to Domino's Dude standing in front of matte footage of flooded New Orleans streets ] Domino's Dude: That's right, folks! New Orleans may be unlivable, but with Domino's running at full service, it's certainly not unbearable! Forget about having to wade through the floodwaters to enjoy fast food; our drivers will come to you - in 30 feet or less! Katrina's winds may have blown off the roof of your house, but the roof of your mouth will be blown away by the new pizza varieties on our menu: Chicken Cavatelli! Pork Rib! Cheese & Egg! Yes, it's the same variety found in military MRE's, but it's on a pizza! You don't need the dough, because we have the crust - new mozzarella cheesy crust, that is! You people might have to live in a bowl, but you can still eat in style off our personal deep-pan boxes! "Mmm-mmm, good!" I did not loot that slogan! So if you're hungry and haven't lost your appetite from all the bodies that are still floating around, then you'll want to call Domino's right away! We guarantee you'll get through to us faster than calling FEMA! Our operators are standing by. Pizza's ready! [ Domino's logo appears over the screen ] Announcer: Domino's. We're gloriously rich. [ fade ] Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
