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Wife… Rachel Dratch Husband…Andy Samberg Driver…Jon Heder (Fade in on a couple outside the Salt Lake City Airport) Wife: Honey, this was a great idea to have Enterprise pick us up from the airport. I have no idea where your Cousin Damon lives. Husband: Well, I just figured…we could use some help. Oh, here comes the driver! (The Driver walks up to the car) Driver: (cheesy) Hello. I’m Enterprise Driver – Edward! Husband: Edward, nice to meet you. We are from Atlanta. We are here to visit my cousin Damon, who lives in Park City. Driver: (cheesy) Wonderful! Well, let’s get into the car and go on our way! (Cut to the car driving down the road) Wife: Honey, do you know where your cousin lives in Park City? Driver: Ma’am, don’t worry! We know where Damon lives! So, have you ever considered being a mormon? You know, Utah is the mormon state! Husband: Edward, no offense but we’re jewish. Driver: Oh! Sorry. You know, if you’re moron, you can have multiple wives! You can have sex with as many hot chicks as you want! It’s in the "Book of Exxodus"! And if you want, you can also divorce that fat bitch wife of yours! Wife: Hey! Husband: You know, maybe “being mormon” might not be so bad. Where do I sign up? (Fade out) (Enterprise Rental Car bumper) Announcer: Enterprise, we’ll pick you up…and make you a mormon! (SUPER: We’ll pick you up…and make you a mormon!) (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
