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October 22nd, 2005
Host: Catherine Zeta Jones

  • Hannity & Colmes
    Hannity won't give Colmes or their guest a chance to speak.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones' Monologue
    Catherine is a boy-toy, a daddy-toy...even a Don Pardo-toy.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II & John Hugar

  • Celebrity Fit Club 3: Packing On The LBS – Part 1
    In the new season, skinny stars must put on weight; Paris Hitlon & Clay Aiken weigh-in.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • The End of Zorro
    In his later years, Zorro is not much of a hero to his people.
    - written by DRG4

  • The Beautiful Hitchhiker
    Nothing strange about a beautiful woman on the side of the road, is there?
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • The Top Salesman
    Jerry Hargatin demonstrates to new assistant why he's the top salesman at the office.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Celebrity Fit Club 3: Packing On The LBS – Part 2
    Calista Flockhart encourages skinny stars to be free and healthy; Nicole Richie loses here her breasts.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Fred Armisen comments on Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers.
    Andy Samberg comments on items in the news that affect him personally.
    Jason Sudeikis gives a music commentary about Gavin Rossdale’s new band Institute.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Celebrity Fit Club 3: Packing On The LBS – Part 3
    In the final installment, Tara Reid is apparently up for anything.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • County Fair
    Double entendres run rampant at the Middlesboro county fair.
    - written by Jim Bevan

  • And Liberty and Justice For Some
    Equipped with a Law degree, Wonder Woman attempts to lasso the truth out of a defendant.
    - written by DRG4

  • DMV
    Gripping reality television from the front lines of the Motor Vehicle Bureau.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Commander In Chief
    A promo for the new ABC hit Presidential drama starring Geena Davis.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Dennis Miller For NetZero
    Dennis Miller promotes NetZero internet service.
    - written by John Hugar

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