Saturday Night You: Lance Armstrong: 10/29/05

October 29th, 2005

Host: Lance Armstrong

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER: The Search For Tom DeLay
DOG and his bounty hunters are on the hunt for Tom DeLay.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II & Nigel Satherwath
Lance Armstrong's Monologue
Lance Armstrong is super-hyped to be hosting seven SNL's in a row.
- written by DRG4
The Shelley Long Show
A mix-up among guests unleashes the Carrie in Shelley Long.
- written by Jason Dignard
Sidewalk Patrol
Keeping the peace on the pavement through highly unorthodox protocol.
- written by Jim Bevan
A Public Service Announcement from Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong speaks out in favor of training wheels.
- written by DRG4
Backstage – Bush WANTS Lance
Lance Armstrong runs into George W. bush in the halls of Studio 8-H.
- written by John Hugar
Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Lance Armstrong comments on President Bush's Supreme Court nominations.
“Weather Man” star Nicholas Cage gives a haggard, depressed look at the weather.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
Stress Balls
Advertising execs want Lance Armstrong to be the spokesperson for Stress Balls.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Georgetown
A parody trailer of “Elizabethtown” starring George W. Bush and Harriet Miers.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Ultimate Frisbee, Anyone?
Four gym class outcasts play a game of Ultimate Frisbee.
- written by Prateek Srivastava
Lance Auditions To Be The Next James Bond
Lance Armstrong is asked to audition for the role of James Bond.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Lance Armstrong: Exposed
Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow try to avoid being spotted in public.
- written by DRG4