December 3rd, 2005
Host: Dane Cook
McDonald's Innovations
McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner reveals the fast food chain's latest innovations.
- written by
Jason Dignard
Dane Cook's Monologue
Dane Cook does stand-up about picking up fat chicks at bars.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
A Message From The Weather Channel
Congratulations to The Weather Channel for a "friggin' awesome" hurricane season.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Talkin' 'Bout The Midnight Rambler
Would-be serial killer doesn't put the scare into his potential victims.
- written by
Wintah
Bad Judge of Character
Dane fails to rewind his DVD before returning it to the rental counter.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
The Cramped-Quarters Workout
Skylar Stratus hosts his morning workout in a cramped apartment space.
- written by
Buchams
Shokakrotch 5000
What's more motivating than genital trauma?
- written by
Jim Bevan
Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Rachel Dratch comments on her family tree.
- written by
The SNY Writing Crew
Dave Schneider - The Asexual Guy
Office staffers must endure confusion about their asexual co-worker.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
Steve
Steve: someone you can count on to combat stress.
- written by
Brian Grigg
Grammy At The Mall
Billy spends a long day at the mall with his Grammy.
- written by
Jason Dignard
Frontier Timber Homes
Offering "relaxing" woodland getaways.
- written by
Jim Bevan
“Jury Duty 2: Doody Calls”
President Bush stars in a sequel to the popular Pauly Shore film.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
Hilltop Gang Furniture Store
Former criminal gang are now in the discount furniture business.
- written by
Jason Dignard
