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Guy.....Dane Cook Steve.....Bill Hader [ fade in ] [ int. Studio ] [ Guy stands in front of random studio backdrop ] Guy: Does life stress you out? Are you sometimes unable to cope with the rigors of a demanding job? Do your spouse's daily habits freak you out? Well, if you're like me, you've probably tried taking medication to combat this stress disorder. Bottles upon bottles of medication. Well, forget that, because now, I have Steve. [ various shots of Guy and Steve doing things ] Gary (V/O): I fully recommend Steve for combating stress disorder. He picks up checks and always has a cool idea to blow off some steam, like that time we went to the hockey game. And when there's nothing to say, he won't say it. Steve knows when to just chill, and when to get going. [ studio again ] Guy: Steve is the finest invention medical science has to offer. Steve is self-cleaning, so there's no mess. Steve comes with his own transportation system, a four year old Jeep. Steve contains no deadly parasites. Side effects of Steve are rare, but may include nausea, heartburn and upset stomach. Steve: someone you can count on to combat stress. [ Steve enters ] Steve: Hey, you want to go bowling? Guy: See? Give Steve a try today. [ fade out ] Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
