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December 10th, 2005
Host: Alec Baldwin

  • A Holiday Message From Southwest Airlines
    Southwest wishes you and yours a happy holiday...and you might die on one of their flights.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Alec Baldwin's Monologue
    Alec Baldwin announces that he's one hosting away from tying Steve Martin's record.
    - written by DRG4

  • Tripperdoodle
    Contestants are nonplussed that game show winnings will go to Hurricane Katrina victims.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Can Ya Help Me Out?
    Pharmacy clerk and his staff try to handle an unusual request.
    - written by Wintah

  • Geraldo Rivera: Special Edition
    Geraldo Rivera investigates the death of Jim Morrison.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Holiday hutch
    The Laugh Shack's Jared and his wife sell questionable holiday paraphanelia.
    - written by Jason Dignard & Jim Bevan

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Chris Parnell sings about the week in the Saddam Hussein court case.
    Sean Connery approves of the new James Bond.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Carpentry 101
    Mr. Latbot struggles to maintain control of his carpentry class.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • All-Night Library
    Public library's new 24-hour open-door policy fails to enthuse its two night employees.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Fallbrook Manor
    The new caretaker insists that an ancient mask is responsible for mayhem within the manor.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Genie of the Fan
    Jerk-Off Genie is released from an electrical fan.
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

  • What’s The Weirdest Thing You’ve Ever Masturbated To?
    The new game show that’s sweeping the nation.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II & John Hugar

Alec Baldwin - 12/10/05