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January 14th, 2006
Host: Scarlett Johansson

  • Alito Confirmation Hearings
    Chaos dominates during the Alito hearings.
    - written by Jon Unglesbee

  • Scarlett Johansson's Monologue
    Scarlett Johansson is heckled by audience member Artie.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Protection for Only 99 Cents
    There are some things in life you shouldn't be cheap about.
    - written by Jim Bevan

  • Midnight Sleaze
    Blackstone & Reggie host a late-night cable access show devoted to review new X-rated films.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • The 700 Club
    A preview of upcoming topics on "The 700 Club" this week.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    First Lady Laura Bush comments on the future of Presidents.
    Gene Shalit comments on the conterversy of his review of “Brokeback Mountain”; announces his homosexuality.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • Spider in the Supermarket
    There’s a spider in the market, title says it all!
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

  • It's NBC Midseason Retooling Time!
    Jeff Zucker masterminds a plan to replace “Joey” with “Georgie.”
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Norfolk Candy Store
    Candy store employees are obviously to earthquake victims who've wandered into their shop.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Attack of the Uterus
    Blob-like uterus attacks city.
    - written by Hillary

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