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March 4th, 2006
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Host: Natalie Portman
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- A Message From Randy “The Duke” Cunningham
Former congressman Randy Cunningham addresses his constituents from prison.
- written by Jason Dignard
- Natalie Portman's Monologue
Natalie talks about big stars she’s worked with and the advice they have given her over the years.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Chopsticks
The new restaurant named for its utensil of choice.
- written by Jason Dignard
- The Supreme Being Made Me Do It
A screenplay credit in God's name rattles a group of Hollywood executives.
- written by DRG4
- Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make bad puns after pointing out Harry Whittington in the audience.
Shaun White talks in great detail about his experience at the Winter Olympics in Italy.
Roger Ebert reviews “V For Vendetta.”
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
- Holly The Hooker & Her Johns
A hooker has a good read on her customers.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Natalie Portman Meets Wyatt
Self-professed huge fan can't recall Natalie Portman's name.
- written by Jason Dignard
- Ode To White Trash, USA
A wannabe white trash country singer sings a song giving tribute to “the mullet.”
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Desperately Impressing Susan
Andrew desperately wants to make a date with his co-worker, Susan.
- written by Jason Dignard
- SNL Winter Games
Natalie Portman and the SNL cast try their hand at Winter Olympics games.
- written by Hillary
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