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March 11th, 2006
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Host: Matt Dillon
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- The Situation With Tucker Carlson
Tucker holds a forum on drugs with his guests Tom Cruise and Bobby Brown.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Matt Dillon's Monologue
Matt Dillon takes questions from the audience about other “Dillon” and “Dylan” celebrities.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- Guinness Draught Ad #1
The Guinness Brewmasters prepare for St. Patrick's Day.
- written by Jim Bevan
- Drive-Thru Bank Robbery
A teller frustrates a robber's attempts to score money from the drive-thru.
- written by Jason Dignard
- Guinness Draught Ad #2
More "brilliant" innovations from the brewmasters.
- written by Jason Dignard & Jim Bevan
- Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
A drunken Mike Brown comments on President Bush’s New Orleans responsibility.
Irish-born comedian Ardal Maguire performs his stand-up routine.
Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter.
- written by The SNY Writing Crew
- Later On With Bobby Hudson
Matt Dillon guests on a talk show hosted by a man who has been the frequent victim of train accidents.
- written by Jason Dignard
- Guinness Draught Ad #3
The only way to really celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
- written by Prateek Srivastava
- The Drunken News with Barry Dunbar
At a St. Patrick’s Day celebration, Barry Dunbar welcomes Howard Quincy’s cousin from Ireland.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- His Name Is Roy
A promo for ABC's not-so-subtle "My Name Is Earl" copycat program.
- written by DRG4
- Guinness Draught Ad #4
The Guinness guys don't know when to quit.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
- The Barroom
A weird dude approaches Matt Dillon in a bar.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
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