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Brewmaster 1... Darrell Hammond Brewmaster 2... Will Forte Announcer... Chris Parnell (voice only) (Fade in) (A still shot of the Guinness Brewery) (2 Brewmaster stand in the brewery discussing their beer) Brewmaster 1: I’ve got it! Brewmaster 2: What? Brewmaster 1: It’s something I’ve come up with! It’s a pill you slip in your date’s drink if you are unsure if you think she’ll go home with you. It ensures that she’ll go home with you and “give it up”. Brewmaster 2: What’s it called? Brewmaster 1: I call it a “mickey”! Brewmaster 2: But that’s your name! Brewmaster 1: Exactly! This way guys will always remember the guy who got them laid! And women will always remember the name of the guy that caused them to spread eagle for a guy they never had any intention on going home with…and getting herpes from. Brewmaster 2: THAT’S BRILLIANT! (The 2 men each crack open a can of beer and they clink them together. The scene shifts to the still of the brewery's exterior) Announcer: Guinness reminds you to always drink responsibly. And never tell a woman your real name…and oh yeah, always demand a paternity test. (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
