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June 3rd, 2005
The Best of Saturday Night You 2005-2006

  • Mexican Border Patrol
    American guards shoot illegal immigrants as they cross the Mexican border.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Steve Carell's Monologue
    Steve Carell is confronted by Stephen Colbert.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Totally Awesome Tires
    Tim and Tony sell totally awesome tires and stuff.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Bill Meets Death
    Bill barely pays attention to the Grim Reaper when he comes knocking.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Talkin' 'Bout The Midnight Rambler
    Would-be serial killer doesn't put the scare into his potential victims.
    - written by Wintah

  • It's For A Good Cause
    Daniel tries to raise money for a charity he "cares" about.
    - written by Jim Bevan

  • Rocky & The Duke
    A father/son rock duo jam out a few of the great concept songs they’ve written over the years.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Attack of the Uterus
    Blob-like uterus attacks city.
    - written by Hillary

  • Stress Balls
    Advertising execs want Lance Armstrong to be the spokesperson for Stress Balls.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Cramped-Quarters Workout
    Skylar Stratus hosts his morning workout in a cramped apartment space.
    - written by Buchams

  • Bad News Bailey
    Bad news always reaches Bailey a little late.
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

  • Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
    Rachel Dratch comments on her family tree.
    - written by The SNY Writing Crew

  • The Supreme Being Made Me Do It
    A screenplay credit in God's name rattles a group of Hollywood executives.
    - written by DRG4

  • Yield
    Man is perturbed by what he has to yield for.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • Eulogy
    Mike poorly improvises after being forced to delivery the eulogy for a co-worker he barely knew.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • The Diamond Dump
    Going to any lengths to bring you the finest jewelry.
    - written by Jim Bevan

  • The Smitty Report
    Smitty's local view news segment exposes unqualified workers.
    - written by Brian Grigg

  • How Do You Know I’m Not?
    Two strangers meet, both of which may or may not be in the Federal Witness Protection Program.
    - written by DRG4 & Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Ultimate Frisbee, Anyone?
    Four gym class outcasts play a game of Ultimate Frisbee.
    - written by Prateek Srivastava

  • All-Night Library
    Public library's new 24-hour open-door policy fails to enthuse its two night employees.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Norfolk Candy Store
    Candy store employees are obviously to earthquake victims who've wandered into their shop.
    - written by Jason Dignard

  • The End of Zorro
    In his later years, Zorro is not much of a hero to his people.
    - written by DRG4

  • Royals Treat New Orleans
    Prince Charles and Camilla offer little support during their visit to New Orleans.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

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