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October 5th, 2005
SNY Goes Commercial

    In response to "Saturday Night Live"'s broadcast of its most memorable commercial parodies, Saturday Night You has decided to put itself to commercial use as well, as we feature our most memorable ad parodies worth reading.

  • Rabid Raccoon
    Kids love chancing rabies attacks from Rabid Raccoon board game.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • AmCrak
    Hook up with AmCrak to get the sh** you want!
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Excalibur Escort Services
    Providing nights to remember for the distinguished gentleman.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • All-State Insurance
    Now providing coverage for genital protection.
    - written by Jim Bevan

  • Ken's Kountry Kitchen
    Southern-fried restaurant is oblivious to racist undertones.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Ryme or Reason Furniture
    Brad Ryme's prices are so low, his competition sends hate mail.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Domino's Pizza
    Come hell or high water, Domino's is back in business in New Orleans.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Behind Enemy Lines, Again!
    Movie sequel does little different from the orginal.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • AOL Version 8.5
    AOL Version 8.5 can kick AOL Version 8.0's ass.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Zynor
    It's a new drug, but what is it good for?
    - written by Jack Farrell

  • Mallister Cannons
    Handmade cannons from the Amish.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Dell Computers
    Teenaged stoner isn't taken seriously as spokesman for Dell.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Paternal Panties
    When touched, talking panties keep daughters chaste.
    - written by Emily Cadic

  • “Nice Ass” Boxers
    Show your ass with pride.
    - written by Marvin Jablonsky

  • Rosary Crisp
    Lose the fat, not the religion.
    - written by Patrick Shoff

  • Canonical Cannons
    The largest cannon store in the upper midwest.
    - written by JPIII

  • Seinfeld Does the Classics
    Seinfeld adopts centuries-old humor into his latest act.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Mystery Soup
    Lunch will keep you on your toes when Mystery Soup is on the menu.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Loeber Fitness Group
    Ex-cons help lazy joggers run faster.
    - written by JPIII

  • Chia Bong
    Makes pot-smoking fun again!
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Peace Cannons
    Hippie product line continues cannon oneupmanship.
    - written by J.P. Ragan & Jen

  • McMahonald's
    The world conquered, Vince McMahon and the WWF take over America's fast food chain.
    - written by Democratic Darkness

  • Verizon Wireless
    Wireless spokesmen get their due.
    - written by Scott Rowan

  • Very Honest Insurance Company
    Insurance agent is open and upfront about practiced business ethics.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • This Week On Dr. Phil..
    Dr. Phil helps everyone with their sexual problems.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • BlasTek Cannons
    Miniature cannons take competitors by surprise.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The D.V.Descrambler
    Just in time for Christmas, something to make movie-watching more enjoyable.
    - written by Draeger Martinez

  • The 2004 Toyota Placenta
    The car for today's expecting woman.
    - written by Ken Burmeister & JPIII

  • The Mime Remote
    Because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Baby Bob/Got Milk?
    Talking Baby Bob is specific about his milk selection.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Screenplay
    A movie trailer for a film not yet written.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Klondike Bar III
    No need for the Klondike Bar, this man will still do it!
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Füchen Foods
    The family-owned food company.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Gizzolve
    Laundry detergent to clean after those late-night dreams.
    - written by Emily Cadic

  • Dracula Brand Tampons
    The first perfect tampon.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Rumble in da Hood
    The Rock & DMX star in this summer big blockbuster action film.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Rent Him
    Keep the embarrassing spouse at home this Christmas season.
    - written by Jen

  • Kentucky Jelly
    Southerners praise the smooth taste in the morning.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Democratic Presidential Hopeful Action Figures
    Action figures teach kids about Democratic candidates.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • CFI Care Services
    Dedicated quality health care services.
    - written by JPIII

  • Saber Advanced
    Try new Saber Advanced and see what your old shampoo is missing.
    - written by Cash Car Star

  • Porno Training Academy
    Today's child stars can train to become the porn stars of tomorrow.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan