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Jordan Davidson
Jordan Davidson once lived in the sewers with his pet squirrel, but was evicted for indecent exposure when a sewer rat complained about the bizarre shape of his right foot. He moved to a small town in Alabama where he lived in a 10-year-old boy’s treehouse and worked in a factory that made paper clips. While there, he joined the company’s hockey team, where he was the eleventh leading scorer for three consecutive seasons. Every day he always manages to find a penny and saves them all for his plans of world domination, but that’s really not important to this story. One day Davidson was in the outskirts of the African jungle when he spotted Patrick Lonergan caught in a snare trap, presumably set by an evil park ranger trying to catch a lovable cartoon bear. Davidson quickly rescued Lonergan by chewing off his shoe, and Lonergan was so grateful he allowed Jordan Davidson a job writing for his web site, Saturday Night You. Word is Lonergan thought about paying Davidson for his services to the site, but decided not to because he really liked that shoe. Note: Parts of this biography may contain excerpts from the biography of Kenneth Branagh. |
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The Toronto Raptors |