JPIII JPIII was born on a day that will remain undisclosed, because it is debatable whether he was actually "born" or, rather, "spawned" by his parents. He was initiated into sketch comedy by watching various skit shows (e.g., SNL, In Living Color) during the late 80's and early 90's as a kid. His fervor for this medium grew during the mid- to late-90's as SNL hit its stride and programs like Mr. Show were popular. He began writing sketch comedy in 2003 as an outlet for his budding psychosis. Since then, he has languished in oblivion, as his dreams of becoming a key grip on the set of a "Titanic" sequel were bashed after Carrot Top's script was refused. He only hopes that sketch comedy can someday be his fallback. Read his sketches with caution...they do not necessarily reflect his real-world views or the opinions of others writing at this site. Sketches: Loeber Fitness Group: 04/05/03 Crazy Baptismal: 04/12/03 PBS Documentary Series on Issues Facing Young Adults: 05/03/03 Saul The Molester: 05/10/03 Roommate Life Insurance: 05/17/03 Tire Problems: 05/17/03 SNY Writes For Reeves: 06/14/03 Can You Race a Horse Like That?: 06/28/03 Instant Messaging to Get Laid: 07/12/03 What Happened To The Husseins?: 07/26/03 Luke Wilson's Monologue: 07/26/03 Ballet Critics: 07/26/03 Ice Cream Blues: 08/16/03 Actors I Like with William H. Macy: 08/16/03 The Yelling Game: 09/06/03 Dr. Heinz Searches for the Cure: 09/06/03 Call From A Terrorist: 10/04/03 The Magic Loogie: 10/04/03 Justin Timberlake's Monologue: 10/11/03 Canonical Cannons: 10/11/03 A Really Weird Bar Fight: 10/11/03 What To Give Out At Halloween: 10/18/03 Football Critics: 10/18/03 The 2004 Toyota Placenta: 11/01/03 The Tales of Dr. Rourke - College Professor: 11/01/03 Drama at Local News 5: 11/08/03 The Tape: 11/15/03 Focus Group Shenanigans: 11/15/03 Al Sharpton Speaks to the Masses: 12/06/03 The Tales of Dr. Rourke - College Professor II: 12/06/03 Kiddie Gifts: 12/13/03 Daddy’s Big Secret about Santa: 12/13/03 Normal Family Christmas Dinner: 12/13/03 People Who Do Security Alerts: 01/10/04 To a New Year...: 01/10/04 Pendragons: 01/17/04 White People Today: 01/17/04 The Tales of Dr. Rourke - College Professor III: 02/07/04 Color-Coded Campus Parking: 02/07/04 Women's Issues: 02/14/04 Racquetball, Anyone?: 02/14/04 The Conscientious Drug Dealer: 02/21/04 Death or Glory with Christina Aguilera: 02/21/04 The Time Machine: 03/06/04 Fisherman Job Interview: 03/06/04 Pool Hustled: 03/13/04 Prison Bachelor: 03/13/04 CFI Care Services: 04/03/04 The Marionettes: 04/03/04 Maronga Baby Food: 04/10/04 The Flag: 04/10/04 Chinese Coke: 05/01/04 Valedictorian Ritual: 05/01/04 Negative Connotations: 05/08/04 Shopping With Baby: 05/08/04 Escort to Strange: 06/12/04 A Day in the Life…of Microsoft Employees: 06/26/04 Professionals and Answering Machines: 07/10/04 Hospital Clown: 07/24/04 Colonoscopy!: 05/14/05 The Stupidest Stop Ever: 05/14/05