Justin Kaplowitz was concieved by his Mother and Father in February 1984 in a situation involving Barry White music and popular 80s drink "Champale", (Must have been Valentine's day.) and was born 9 months later that November. Justin was an angry child from birth until age 12, when he got a computer and the internet. He was soon able to harness his anger by writing various pieces of gibberish. His most accomplished work of the time, was the Best selling book* "There's a radio in my fingernail, CAR!" based on an SNL sketch that had that particular sentence(*Best seller only to psychotics, convicts and the city of Cud, Texas.).
Since 1999, he has been an episode reviewer at Sean Bradley's "Saturday-night-live.com" under various pen names, until ultamately insisting on his current handle "The Doc". He is also an accomplished writer and clip contributer for the critically acclamed website TVParty.com. His writings will be featured this fall 2002 in one of a series of books/CD-ROMs entitled "TV Party: Television's Untold Stories" (Shameless Plug). Justin started writing for SNY on the week of May 11th, 2002.