Mario Lanza Born April 22, 1974, Mario is no stranger to the world of comedy or pop culture. He grew up in Seattle watching Almost Live, as well as being a SNL viewer since 1988. He also has every episode of Seinfeld and Mystery Science Theater 3000 on tape, and has memorized over 50 comedy movies, including Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Kingpin, a Fish Called Wanda and the Kentucky Fried Movie. His greatest accomplishments include hitting 60 home runs in 1927, inventing the fusion bomb, and writing the Bible. Sketches: Celebrity Survivor: 5/12/01 The Ultimate Action Movie: 5/19/01 The Chicken Trials: 5/19/01 Rain Man Makes A Porn Film: 6/16/01 Spelling Bee: 6/16/01 The Aguilera House: 6/30/01 Dungeons & Dragons Rehab: 6/30/01 Hawkman's Job Review: 7/14/01 Idaho Visitor's Center: 7/14/01 AFI Top 100 Films: 7/28/01 Terminator 3: SNL: 7/28/01 Crack That Nut!: 8/11/01 McDonaldLand Election: 8/25/01 Meatloaf Swap: 8/25/01 Midget Casting: 8/25/01 Bush Address The Nation: 9/29/01 Willy Wonka Alternate Ending: 9/29/01 Starter Athletic Jerseys: 10/6/01 Taliban TV: 10/6/01 Don't Upset Grandma!: 10/13/01 Camp Skookumchuk: 11/03/01 The Road to Wimbledon: 11/03/01 Nightline: The Yankee Loss: 11/10/01 Elmo Roast: 11/17/01 Special Friends Dating Service: 11/17/01 The Last Karate Kid: 12/1/01 Derek & Mariah: 12/1/01 No More Matrix Parodies: 12/08/01 Target Card: 12/15/01 The Charlotte Muzzle: 12/15/01 Supermodels: 01/12/02 Mrs. Snow's 2nd Grade Class: 01/19/02 Leave it to Beaver: 01/19/02 Dude, What's The Title?: 01/19/02 Winona's Trial: 03/02/02 The Merry-Go-Round: 03/02/02 The Frog Prince: 03/09/02 Chicken Soup: 04/06/02 The Bad Therapist: 05/11/02 Smiley Burger: 05/11/02 The First Date: 05/11/02 The Street Gang: 09/07/02 The Base-Ball Hecklers: 09/07/02 Meeting Dad: 10/05/02 El-Amir's World: 10/05/02 The Lonely Clown: 10/19/02 Action News: Fireball: 11/02/02 Jesse "The Body" Returns: 11/02/02 A Cure For Acne: 11/09/02 Carrie's Prom Date: 11/09/02 Wedding Songs: 12/07/02 Survivor-Central Will Ferrell Greatest SNL Moments