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Patrick Lonergan

Patrick Lonergan began his writing career on the walls of mens rest rooms, where his epic odes of desperately-rhymed toilet poetry produced rapid repeat traffic and slipperly floor tiles. As a 1997 Communications graduate from a fast-growing Louisiana university, Lonergan has endured a career in web design, though he remains true to his first love: The Creative Process, which caused him to build Saturday Night You and seek out other would-be sketch comedy writers to keep him company during his arduous trek of fulfilling his life's desire.


Sketches:
  • A Message From The President Of The United States: 2/10/01
  • Off-Duty COPS: 2/10/01
  • The Divorce Planner: 2/10/01
  • Eugene The Perfect Gentleman: 2/10/01
  • The Grass Roots Sing "Temptation Island": 2/10/01
  • Sean Hayes' Monologue: 2/17/01
  • Leftovers: 2/17/01
  • White House For Sale: 2/17/01
  • Porno Training Academy: 2/17/01
  • Elvis Weekly: 2/24/01
  • The Two-Stop Elevator: 2/24/01
  • No Looking!: 2/24/01
  • Late Night With Conan O'Brien: 3/10/01
  • Nick-At-Nite Promo: 3/10/01
  • The Cheap Seats: 3/10/01
  • Julia Stiles' Monologue: 3/17/01
  • Alec Baldwin's Monologue: 4/7/01
  • Baby Pictures At The Office: 4/7/01
  • Apocalypse News: 4/14/01
  • Community Outlook: 4/14/01
  • Actors: 5/5/01
  • The Thomas Crown Trailer: 5/5/01
  • The SNL Writer's Meeting II: 5/12/01
  • Painenol: 5/12/01
  • Alexander Graham Bell's Telephone: 5/19/01
  • Hit Man: 5/19/01
  • Celebrity Jeopardy: 6/16/01
  • Viackward: 6/16/01
  • Singles Bar: 6/30/01
  • Rosemark Greeting Cards: 7/14/01
  • "Friends": 7/14/01
  • Mick Jagger Interview: 7/14/01
  • Arnold Meets Maria: 7/28/01
  • Doggie Do: 7/28/01
  • Gary Condit Advertisement: 7/28/01
  • A Message From the First-Lady of the United States: 8/11/01
  • The Best of Everything: 8/11/01
  • The Mailman: 8/11/01
  • Bad Show Tickets: 8/11/01
  • Brad Garrett's Monologue: 8/25/01
  • Not-So-Casual Job Interview: 8/25/01
  • Reese Witherspoon's Monologue: 9/29/01
  • Landry Corporation: 9/29/01
  • PrimeTime Thursday: 9/29/01
  • Royal Order Meeting of the Elks: 10/6/01
  • Patriot Mobile: 10/6/01
  • Consumer Affairs: 10/13/01
  • Patriotic Tattoos: 10/13/01
  • CNN Interviews Osama bin Laden: 11/03/01
  • Dumb Blonde Training Institute: 11/10/01
  • Sensitive Airlines: 11/17/01
  • George Harrison Tribute: 12/1/01
  • Celebrity Price Is Right: 12/1/01
  • Grimball's Department Store: 12/08/01
  • Ellen Degeneres' Monologue: 12/15/01
  • The "I Hate Christmas" Carolers: 12/15/01
  • Chelsea Evening: 01/12/02
  • Fast Food Heaven: 01/12/02
  • Nightline: 01/19/02
  • Whatever You Can Spare: 01/19/02
  • Dell Computers: 02/02/02
  • Super Bowl Security: 02/02/02
  • Osama bin Laden P.R. Meeting: 03/02/02
  • Ramis Home Security: 03/09/02
  • Hanks/Scolari: 03/09/02
  • Jump The Shark: The Game Show!: 03/16/02
  • New Apartment: 04/06/02
  • Hand Chopping Network: 04/13/02
  • "7th Heaven" Promo: 04/20/02
  • Spider Sex: 05/11/02
  • Artistic Expression: 05/11/02
  • Winona Ryder's Monologue: 05/18/02
  • Baby Bob/Got Milk?: 05/18/02
  • The Fan: 06/15/02
  • COPS In New Orleans: 06/15/02
  • Cooking with the Celebrity Chef: 06/29/02
  • The Beard: 06/29/02
  • Happy Zero Day: 07/13/02
  • Job Placement Officer Angela Stevens: 07/13/02
  • The Masturbatorium: 07/27/02
  • MetaBank: 08/17/02
  • Cheaters: 08/17/02
  • Being Lorne Michaels: 09/07/02
  • Life Today: 10/05/02
  • Hurricane Evacuation Shelter: 10/05/02
  • The Environmentalist: 10/05/02
  • Engagement Party: 10/12/02
  • Editorial Staff Meeting: 10/12/02
  • Happy Columbus Day: 10/12/02
  • Sen. John McCain's Monologue: 10/19/02
  • Hingle & Meyers: Attorneys-At-Law: 10/19/02
  • Superman Talks to The Kids: 10/19/02
  • Patch Products: 11/02/02
  • Conflict Of Issues: 11/02/02
  • Breast Cancer Awareness: 11/02/02
  • Roger Homestead: Amateur Ace Reporter: 11/09/02
  • Casino Pick-Up: 11/09/02
  • First Date: 11/16/02
  • Cereal: 12/07/02
  • Traffic Jam: 12/07/02
  • John Glenn Attends Space Conference: 12/14/02
  • The Ultra-Sensitive Holiday Scene: 12/14/02
  • Fortune Cookies For The Homeless: 01/11/03
  • Trading Spaces: 01/11/03
  • Door-To-Door Hitman: 01/18/03
  • Pedophiles Anonymous: 01/18/03
  • Matthew McConaughey's Monologue: 02/08/03
  • U.S. Poster Company: 02/08/03
  • Jennifer Garner's Monologue: 02/15/03
  • The Diner: 02/15/03
  • Lowe's Hardware: 02/22/03
  • Creamer's Coffee: 02/22/03
  • The Late, Late, Really Late Movie: 03/08/03
  • Home Movies: 03/15/03
  • Press The Meat: 03/15/03
  • Hard Knocks: 04/05/03
  • Late Show with David Letterman: 04/12/03
  • Rob-Mart: 05/03/03
  • Nose Trouble: 05/10/03
  • Home Movies II: 05/17/03
  • Cyber-Jacuzzi Cafe: 06/14/03
  • Two Joe's Pizza: 06/28/03
  • A Man And A Woman Walk Into A Bar..: 07/12/03
  • What Happened To The Husseins?: 07/26/03
  • More to Life: 07/26/03
  • Talk America Radio: 08/16/03
  • Pacino's Big Opening: 09/06/03
  • Terrorists Onboard: 10/04/03
  • Life Today: 10/04/03
  • Justin Timberlake's Monologue: 10/11/03
  • BlasTek Cannons: 10/11/03
  • Doug's Ye Olde-Fashioned Scare House: 10/18/03
  • Inflatable Co-Host: 11/01/03
  • Wildfire Prevention: 11/08/03
  • Film Noir: 11/15/03
  • Al Sharpton Speaks to the Masses: 12/06/03
  • Corner Market: 12/06/03
  • Elijah Wood's Monologue: 12/13/03
  • Baby Adoption: 01/10/04
  • My Ex, The EMT: 01/17/04
  • Dating Quiz: 02/07/04
  • Drew Barrymore's Monologue: 02/14/04
  • Plucky Ducky Fun Hour: 02/21/04
  • Teeing Off with Father Tim: 03/06/04
  • Dollar Bills: 03/13/04
  • Paper Bag: 04/03/04
  • Life Today: 04/10/04
  • The Peeping Tom: 05/01/04
  • Cheerios: 05/08/04
  • Viagra: 05/08/04
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen's Monologue: 05/15/04
  • Talk Show in an Elevator with Otis Lift: 06/12/04
  • Nightline: 07/10/04
  • Psychotic Harry's: 07/10/04
  • Lawrence of the Boardroom: 07/24/04
  • Crystaline: 08/14/04
  • Meanwhile Back at The Weather Channel: 08/14/04
  • Cortatrim: 09/04/04
  • Kentucky Jelly: 10/02/04
  • Cash Only: 10/09/04
  • The 26th Presidential Debate: 10/30/04
  • A Message From Lorne Michaels: 11/20/04
  • Luke Wilson's Monologue: 11/20/04
  • Movie Night: 12/11/04
  • The King of Comedy II: 12/18/04
  • "The King"'s Monologue: 12/18/04
  • Jason Bateman's Monologue: 02/12/05
  • Compliments to the Chef: 02/12/05
  • Income Tax Penalty: 04/16/05
  • Wheelchair Dad: 05/14/05
  • The Brick: 05/14/05
  • Excalibur Escort Services: 05/21/05
  • Richardson's Funeral Home: 06/18/05
  • Hurricane Dennis Coverage: 07/09/05
  • Johnny Depp's Monologue: 07/23/05
  • Bigger Fish: 08/20/05
  • George W. Bush: Evil Genius At Large: 10/01/05
  • Domino's Pizza: 10/01/05
  • Kathleen Blanco Press Conference: 10/08/05
  • The Top Salesman: 10/22/05
  • Stress Balls: 10/29/05
  • Jason Lee's Monologue: 11/12/05
  • Royals Treat New Orleans: 11/12/05
  • A Message From The Weather Channel: 12/03/05
  • All-Night Library: 12/10/05
  • Jack Black's Monologue: 12/17/05
  • Talk Show on a Billboard: 12/17/05
  • Motel Lobby: 02/04/06
  • The Barroom: 03/11/06
  • An SNL Digital Short: 04/08/06
  • Mexican Border Patrol: 04/15/06
  • Patrick Lonergan