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Nick Mayhew
Good Evening and what can I tell ya? August 8th is a special day in the Mayhew household. No, it's not because that was the day so long ago when "Tricky Dick" resigned. But on August 8th, 1985, The Honorable Nick Mayhew was born. As a child brought up during tough times, which no doubt were all during Republican eras, Reagan, Bush, I wanted to make strong change to our nation's middle class families, so at age 6 I started to campaign for President Clinton, and to this day, I'm still campaigning for the Clintons. Nonetheless, I have been on a mission daily to meet and marry Amy Poehler. Well, the planets really must've screwed up and aligned up, because on May 11, 2002, I was in Amy Poehler's dressing room. Is your heart beating too fast? Well, so was mine, but something else was beating fast too. I was like, "Wow, Amy. I'm a huge fan and your work on the show is great!" Believe it or not, she asked me for my phone number, and I told her it wouldn't be right cause she's got a boyfriend and stuff, so I said I know this hurts, but we need to move on. Anywho, I met the kick ass Amy herself and was talking to her for what seemed like infinity, or about the time it take's John Bobbitt's penis to stiffen. Point is, I met her, and the supercool Tina Feyster, Ana, Horatio, Tracy, Chris K & P, Rachel, and Seth. Too cool? I know. Lenny Pickett brought me backstage and stuff. Nat X mode on: He's 'da bomb! And so I live my life, hoping to be able to see Amy again, hopefully while I'm in a private moment of mine. Ever have some spare time, go to http://snlhq.cjb.net- a really great site. Guess what folks? That's the news and I am outta here… |
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