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McKenna Fuller

McKenna is an eleven and a half year old high school senior and honors student. She was born in Minsk, Belarus into a family of mimes. However, at the age of seven, she broke the family's golden rule, having learned how to speak. As punishment, she was expelled from the family. With no other alternative, she was forced to run to the eastern coast of Russia, and swim across the Pacific Ocean, to San Diego, California, where she currently resides. McKenna's hobbies include Chinese caligraphy, tap dancing, breeding earthworms, collecting lolly pop sticks, and trout fishing. She is also an accomplished triathlete, concert pianist, and gourmet chef of her native Belarussian cuisine. Also worth mentioning was when McKenna went on the road with Pink Floyd as a back-up dancer for their "Dark Side of the Moon" tour back in 1973. Right now, she is currently engaged to the prince of Tahiti, and plans on being married in June of 2005.

Sketches:
  • Auto Alert: 2/10/01
  • American Tourists In Ethiopia: 2/10/01
  • The Crapless Hat: 2/17/01
  • Lord Kennith Clark’s Look at Society: 3/10/01